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  • swamy
    11-27 04:08 PM
    The moment one loses a job - technically the H1 status is lost. You can continue to stay here and look for a job under the Attorney General's authorization (AoS pending i.e) but USCIS is apparently counting it against the 180 days out of status that one can be for 245(k) purposes. So, as someone already said, if your approved 140 isn't revoked within 180 days and your 485 isn't adjudicated as well, you are ok. You may want to find a job soon though so you don't have trouble transferring your H1 or you may have to begin using your EAD and AP for travel etc





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  • Munna Bhai
    12-17 01:47 PM
    Sorry I was away from my computer for a while.

    Thanks for all your help Guys.
    We are talking to Lawyer, Murthy law today.

    It's an employment based.
    This case of I-485 is 2004.
    We talked to USCIS and they say to wait for notice and they do not have nay reason to tell over phone as they do not have access to NOTICE.

    Hope Lawyer comes out with something.

    THank you all
    Great help and moral support from all of you at Immigration VOice.

    Please be prepared..just think of various reason and prepare accordingly.Everything will be fine.





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  • pitha
    05-22 04:40 PM
    Its not clear yet if priority date comes into the picture at all. Nothing is clear yet, for example for the Canadian points system does not have a country quota or any limits on the number of gc every year. There is a cetain pass mark and if you have the required pass marks you make it.

    With the CIR points system there is an annual limit and also a country quota, so how will they select candiddates,
    1. based on pass marks?
    2. based on who has the highest number of points for each country
    3. Does the priority date come into plat at all?

    hope somebody has the answers for these questions.

    If you have I140 cleared from company A you can use Priority date if you change Job and apply fresh GC from Company B in any catergory.

    How will this change if the new legislation/amendment that are discussed passes.

    Any ideas guys.





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  • greencardvow
    07-31 04:56 PM
    you can't once it is rejected.
    Hi, I am planning to goto india and i don't want to visit US Embassy in Chennai as i am working for a small consulting company. They will ask so many things.
    I hope canada will be smooth.

    My question is if US embassy in Canada don't want to extend my H1 will they cancel my current H1? Can i re-enter USA?



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  • glosrfc
    10-22 11:00 AM
    When I was a kid, I built a tree-house with the tops of some discarded collapsible tables. I really can't imagine trying to do the same with CSS.





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  • ras
    05-24 12:15 PM
    My attorney told me that EAD to H1 will not counted against the cap if the person was on H1 before going on EAD. Is it true.

    couple of attorneys with whom I enquired also told me that if you still have time on h1 then you are not counted under the cap and do not need to file afresh which goes through the process of lottery etc. I think at the most you need to go to the consulate to get the visa stamping. Can some one experience corroborate this.

    Has anyone in the forum did EAD to H1?



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  • newbee7
    07-05 07:26 AM
    Ombudsman had correctly predicted this fiasco back in June before the dates were made current:

    There will be severe consequences from rapid fluctuations in priority dates. If the priority date became current today, due to delayed USCIS processing and thus underutilization of visa numbers, some have predicted that within a few months as many as 500,000 to 750,000 individuals now residing in the United States under a temporary worker visa could apply for a green card. Additionally, DOL’s recent backlog elimination efforts, scheduled to be completed by September 30, 2007, are predicted to add 70,000 or more approved labor certifications yielding as many as 170,000 additional green card applications. As USCIS begins to complete these applications and request visa numbers from DOS, the 140,000 statutorily authorized visa numbers will be used. DOS then will be required to retrogress priority dates. Consequently, most applicants in this scenario will find themselves trapped where as they anticipated timely receipt of a green card, their wait exceeds seven or more years. In addition, all future employment-based green card applicants effectively would be barred from applying for many years.38

    http://www.dhs.gov/xlibrary/assets/CISOMB_Annual%20Report_2007.pdf
    USCIS is evaluated based on backlogs. They wanted to avoid the backlogs that would be seen if all were able to apply in July.





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  • sundarpn
    06-04 09:40 AM
    noob question...

    hasn't the bill passed in the senate already?

    Is there a deadline for it being cleaned up and passed or scrapped in the house?



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  • seahawks
    09-09 06:43 PM
    Please join the group, guys we will need all of your support. Please sign up on the yahoo groups if you are from WA/Oregon. Lets unite and channelize our efforts to make the rally a success.





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  • iheartindia79
    05-14 03:40 AM
    I am e-filing for EAD renewal.

    Are the following options correct for :

    1. Manner of Last Entry into the U.S.: "DA:ADVANCE PAROLE (DISTRICT AUTH)"

    Same for
    2. Current Immigration Status:"DA:ADVANCE PAROLE (DISTRICT AUTH)"

    and for Eligibility Status: "(c)(9) Filed I-485"

    Please someone who filed EAD renewal.



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  • qualified_trash
    10-25 09:37 AM
    How long the old I-140 needs to be valid ? Should it be valid only until one gets the new I-140 cleared with the Old PD ? Or does it needs to be valid until the 485 is filed and status is adjusted ?
    should be valid preferably until you get your new I140 approved.





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  • Robert Kumar
    12-24 12:54 PM
    Please advise urgently.

    Say today my I-140 is denied.
    Current H1B is getting renewals due to labor pending for more than 1 year, so getting 1 year renewals.
    Now I-140 is denied.
    Lawyer is opening an MTR.
    We dont know when the decision will come. May be positive, may be negative.

    1.What happens to my current H1B which is due for renewal in Mar 2011. Can I continue to work, while MTR is pending.
    2. Can I get extensions while MTR is pending.
    3. If I get extension based on pending MTR, What happens to extended H1B if MTR says I-140 denied.



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  • BeCoolGuy
    04-04 07:39 AM
    Just two cents -

    One - all that notice means is, technically USCIS can revoke your I-140 after 12 weeks.

    Two - For you, anyways the damage is done. So don't worry. Go ahead ASAP with a response to RFE. If USCIS is any slow in revoking (which they very well can be), they'll take your response and as long as it satisfies their query, you may be good to go.. Remember, they are not your enemies, they are just doing their job of ensuring that every relevant document/proof exists.. And that those who work there are human too...

    If it still gets revoked, you always have MTR option.

    try to use a good attorney to do the job, especially if you to go MTR way.

    Goodluck





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  • stevensjd
    04-28 11:59 AM
    My wife came at JFK airport on AP in AI flight BOM to NYC. she did not have any issue at all.
    She was on H1b until Aug 2008. After laid off she is on EAD and AP. She is not working since then.

    I was worried that they may ask couple of questions but it was very smooth.



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  • casinoroyale
    08-21 09:52 AM
    Thanks, what a pain. I just did a Google Business search and did not find any branches of it in USA. Is there anyway we can get this done while in US? My appt is on Monday, this means I have to go to Canada on Friday to get this deposit slip? :mad:

    Before I slowly forget all the various pain points from the past, I'm going to add this one detail that people usually neglect:

    The new process requires you to deposit a the visa processing fees at a local branch of Nova Scotia Bank and get a deposit slip to submit with the visa application when you go into the consulate. Most banks open at 9 am - 10 am. So if you have an early appointment, be sure to go there the previous business day and get the fees stuff taken care of. If not, you will find yourself scrambling to get this done at the last minute.





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  • zofa30
    09-13 02:16 PM
    Hi,
    I am on Eb-2+PERM and get my PERM and wait for I-140 to be approved (by premium processing). I have 2 questions:

    1-If I my I-140 is approved but even though the PD (or visa number) is not available. If I left to a new employer can I port my PD when they then become available or if my employer revoke my I-140 I will also lose the chance or porting the PD to my new GC application (PERM + I-140) with the new employer?

    2- How much time I could save by porting my PD? does it depend on country of origin?
    Thanks.



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  • Michael chertoff
    08-19 10:16 AM
    Admin/Moderators and other distinguish members,
    Can we use this site for networking and socializing with people in similar situation and/or sharing similar vocations....
    This would mainly include invitation for a public gathering and encourage others to come forward. Examples of nature of such public gathering:
    1. Say people in finance sector meet and exchange thoughts
    2. Religious in nature but will not be solicitation.
    3. General meeting etc...
    What do people in this forum think?
    Thanks
    Sanjeev

    Add Matrimonial too..only for H1b, F1B and any body without GC...





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  • arc
    03-11 03:03 PM
    Mr "A" Check with a good tax consultant about implications of being paid in check, on EAD you can do multiple jobs and businesses, as long as you report your earnings and pay tax you should be fine. I am not an expert, check with a tax consultant and an attorney!


    Person "A" on H1B with 4 yrs of experience, Green Card filed, EAD received (both husband and wife), I-140 pending, Wife Dependant (has her own H1B), Wife opens a training institute.

    1. Can "A" work for his wife and also get paid in check?
    2. Can "A" have a second job in his wife's company and retain his original job?
    3. Can "A" have a different occupation anywhere else on EAD not related to his original job role? and then can "A" get paid in check?
    4. Can "A" work for his wife's company and instead wife gets the check or paid? Is that legal?
    5. Can "A"'s wife open a company on EAD and also keep working on her H1B?
    6. Can "A" and his wife after EAD work for 2 different jobs if the job description/roles are different?
    7. Can "A" work as volunteer in his wife's company?
    8. Can a software analyst working with a software company work as a trainer in a training institute on EAD with I-140 either pending or approved?





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  • dpp
    04-23 03:59 PM
    There is no Dead zone as such. They accepted all the applications received from July 2nd to Aug 17th. They have taken back the notice that they issued on July 2nd. So, they should accept all applications received in between the above period.


    Yeah I understand the (convoluted!) concept of processing date....And in fact, that definition does not even hold good due to the retrogressions we have been seeing in Processing dates as well which should not be happening as per definition.

    Anyway, I would have expected either a July 2 or July 17th... (skipping the zone in between). A July 11th indicates that they are currently processing some cases with that RD and everything else before that has been atleast 'touched'.

    But as I mentioned in my post, there may be cases filed during that 'dead zone' as well.





    sabbygirl99
    03-28 04:45 PM
    You can't have an F1 AND an H1. So if she was on an F1, then that means she did not have an H1....which means she was not working....but employer still did this for her? It's all moot anyways - b/c no way would my employer do anything like this for me. They barely understand my situation.

    A member posted that s/he did labor certification and I-140 on F1. I don't remember the name of the thread.

    You can do labor certification without H1 as long as employer is willing.





    tp976
    12-31 01:53 PM
    No FP notice either. Check signatue for more details.

    sept 11 notice date, EAD approved for spouse and me. case transferred to TSC, no FP yet



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